Joy, Rapture and I Can't believe I said that... Part 1

Off today but want to keep the flow going so Flashback Time.

A couple of months ago I was working a weekend shift (which is a regular thing for me) and I had a table of 6 people, 3 guys and 3 girls. It was early afternoon on a Sunday so they were mostly having breakfast. I got a nice rapport going with them, refilling coffees before they were desperately needed, joking about this and that and over all being charming. Time came for the bill and I asked: "Will this be all on one bill or six bills or some combination thereof?"... same as I ask every table of 2 or more. They told me that it was separate bills so I went to print them off. Usually when printing multiple bills I tear them off the printer individually but for some reason I let them all print and took them to the table in one long paper. As I approached the table, one of the women said: "Wow, that's really long." and before my internal censor could kick in I replied with a "That's what she said!".

The woman looked at me and said: "Did you 'That's what she said'-ed me?" and I looked her right in the eye and said "Apparently I did! And I'm not sure how that one slipped out." to which she replied: "That's what she said!" I conceited defeated, separated the bills and placed them on the table. Tips were LARGE on that table..... all thanks to a slip of the tongue...!

But that's just the view from my side of the menu.